Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
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Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well-armed!
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Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: Where are most fish found?
A: Between their head and tail!
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
If you think of a better fish pun, let minnow…
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Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland!
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the “G”!
Q: Why do you bring fish to a party?
A: You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
Q: What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
A: I-tentacle twins!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: They are always in schools!
Q: What fish are at the zoo?
A: Lion fish!
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Q: Why are fisherman so stingy?
A: Their jobs make them sel-fish!
Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?
A: A two-knee-fish!
Q: Who granted the fish’s wish?
A: The fairy cod mother!
Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Fish are so smart because they live in a school!
Q: What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
A: Shark-o-late!
Q: How did the shark do on his test?
A: Fin-Tastic!
Q: What do fish use to weigh themselves?
A: Scales!
Q: What kind of fish will help you hear?
A: A herring aid!
Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Well-armed!
Q: What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A: A blue whale!
Q: Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
A: The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
Q: What do you call a fish in a tux?
A: So-fish-ticated!