Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

A: Swimming trunks.

Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well-armed!

Q: What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

A: You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

 

Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

 

Q: Where are most fish found?

A: Between their head and tail!

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?

A: Fsh!

 

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Q: Where are sharks from?

A: Finland!

 

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?

A: Take away the “G”!

 

Q: Why do you bring fish to a party?

A: You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!

 

Q: What do you call two octopuses that look alike?

A: I-tentacle twins!

 

                                  Q: Why are fish so smart?

                                     A: They are always in schools!

 

                                               Q: What fish are at the zoo?

                                                A: Lion fish!

                                                   Q: Why are fisherman so stingy?

                                                 A: Their jobs make them sel-fish!

 

                                                       

 

 

 

 

 

Q: What do you call a fish with two knees?

A: A two-knee-fish!

 

Q: Who granted the fish’s wish?

A: The fairy cod mother!

 

Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Fish are so smart because they live in a school!

 

Q: What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?

A: Shark-o-late!

 

Q: How did the shark do on his test?

A: Fin-Tastic!

 

Q: What do fish use to weigh themselves?

A: Scales!

 

Q: What kind of fish will help you hear?

A: A herring aid!

 

Q: How does an octopus go to war?

A: Well-armed!

 

Q: What’s the coldest fish in the sea?

A: A blue whale!

 

Q: Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?

A: The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!

 

Q: Which fish can perform operations?

A: A Sturgeon!

 

Q: What do you call a fish in a tux?

A: So-fish-ticated!

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